Why Trunks is gayer than the gayest people

Among my friends laughing and bagging Trunks up about this part of my webpage, they have asked me WHY would I put up a page like this?  Well it's because Trunks is SOOO gay, he puts other really gay people to shame.  And this is to prove it.  ENJOY!

Freiza and Captain Ginyu

This pair featured in DBZ but were actually killed off after the appearance of Trunks due to being too humiliated that there was a gayer being then themselves!

Leonardo DeCaprio

This guy is waaaaaaay to gay for his own good.  People say he's the sexiest man alive, I rephrase that, try 'the gayest man alive,' but then, there was the appearance of Trunks, so sorry Leo, you're only second best!

Barney the Dinosaur

This retarded song singing purple dinosaur is that pick of the batch when it comes to infinite gayness, but even Trunks beats his pants off.  Poor Barney, he's not so gay after all, he's gonna have to go cry somewhere!

Big Gay Al

This animal loving guy off Southpark could put any ascot wearing nancy to shame, but not Trunks.  Even this pink shirt prissy boy is no match for the total gay-ness that is Trunks Briefs!!!

The 6th Backstreet Boy member

Out of all my findings, I have found out that Trunks is actually the sixth member of the Backstreet Boys, but don't except him anytime soon, he might not appear due to making the group look gayer than before.  (Sorry Howie, now your bed-buddy idea has gone out the door!)

and on one final not, I have only found two people in the world crappy enough to have the title of Trunks' future wife to be bestowed upon them, those two people are the musical performing artists, Brittney Spears, and Shaggy.